Above the Law
Suspend your disbelief for a moment. Let's imagine that I am dating a stunning Hollywood actress who looks like this.
Now imagine that I cheated on her with my childrens' nanny. Pretty far-fetched, don't you think? Yeah, no woman in her right mind would ever carry my fallow seed once, much less multiple times. And then there's the whole cheating thing. But if you replace me in this scenario with Jude Law, it somehow seems much more plausible. In fact, it would seem true. I realize that the entertainment biz is full of unethical, beautiful, cokehounding man-whores, so that's not too big a deal. What amazes me is how blase you can be after boning your 26-yr old nanny whilst engaged:
Jude Law publicly apologized to his actress-fiancee, Sienna Miller, expressing his "sincere regret" over an affair with one of his children's nanny.
Somehow, "sincere regret" wouldn't be enough to get me out of this deep, dark nanny-hole. All I'm saying is that if I was dating Sienna Milller and perpetrated such a foul, I would probably attempt to cut a non-vital/vestigial organ out of my body using a spork, and then offer it to her with a selection of myrhs and oils in forgiveness. Jude Law, on the other hand, just says: "Oops, my bust. Cheers anyway." And now he's off to mooch upon Brad Pitt's relationship leftovers. Such injustice in the world.
Now imagine that I cheated on her with my childrens' nanny. Pretty far-fetched, don't you think? Yeah, no woman in her right mind would ever carry my fallow seed once, much less multiple times. And then there's the whole cheating thing. But if you replace me in this scenario with Jude Law, it somehow seems much more plausible. In fact, it would seem true. I realize that the entertainment biz is full of unethical, beautiful, cokehounding man-whores, so that's not too big a deal. What amazes me is how blase you can be after boning your 26-yr old nanny whilst engaged:
Jude Law publicly apologized to his actress-fiancee, Sienna Miller, expressing his "sincere regret" over an affair with one of his children's nanny.
Somehow, "sincere regret" wouldn't be enough to get me out of this deep, dark nanny-hole. All I'm saying is that if I was dating Sienna Milller and perpetrated such a foul, I would probably attempt to cut a non-vital/vestigial organ out of my body using a spork, and then offer it to her with a selection of myrhs and oils in forgiveness. Jude Law, on the other hand, just says: "Oops, my bust. Cheers anyway." And now he's off to mooch upon Brad Pitt's relationship leftovers. Such injustice in the world.
2 Comments:
True that. Some people have no shame, or at least can afford not to.
- Z
Pikes. There aren't enough pikes.
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