And down the stretch they come!

I think I just lost my faith in humanity for the 38th time. So this guy dies from having sex with a horse. Weird, you think...because how can you die from pounding a horse? (Well, that's what I thought was weird, but most sentient humans would probably find the whole sex with a horse thing a little strange, too...but I digress) It would perhaps be less suprising for the horse to die, right? Well, not if the HORSE is the one doing the pounding. Now that, my friends, is some disturbing stuff. It's probably best this poor chap didn't live, for I think he would have lost his body's muscular powers of fecal retention.

From the article:

Sullivan [the local reporter] also spoke with two neighbors -- a husband and wife -- near the farm who had no idea that this kind of activity had been going on. A few days ago, they were shown a tape of men having sex with horses -- one of which belonged to them.

'It was a really rural community,' Sullivan explained. 'They were pretty devastated.'

First of all, shouldn't it be "horses having sex with men?" And devastated? I should hope so. Their vicious, sex-crazed horse raped and killed this guy. I'm not buying the whole "non-cognizent beasts of the field" argument. Unfortunately in our justice system, when it comes down to the wire...it's gonna be Mr. Ed by a peforated-colon-length.

Either way...I feel really bad for this guy's family.