Non Sequitur

Road House, starring Patrick Swayze's flowing mane, is one of my favorite flicks. I had a couple of buds from college visit me a few months ago, and one of them brought his trusty Road House DVD. I had seen this cinematic materpiece many times, but must have been incoherent from chugging malt liquor, distracted while grabbing a PBR from the fridge, or struck deaf and blind by Patrick Swayze's hairless chest during this one particular part of the movie...because I honestly didn't remember/believe it when I saw it.

The scene in question is when Swayze's character, Dalton, finds himself in a climactic battle with his evil doppelganger. I think this villain's name was Jimmy. He looks to be of mixed ethnicity, somewhere between Native American and trailer trash, and sports a curly mullet. So anways, these two are kickboxing it out on the edge of the swamp when Jimmy says out of absolutely nowhere: "I used to fuck guys like you in prison." Pardon? Come again?

Now if that's not a non sequitur, I don't know what the hell is. The whole "he's a man" thing in The Crying Game, you might have seen coming...but this line was the movie equivalent of finding an unlabeled video of Tommy Lee and Vince Neil DPing your grandmother. Yowser! If anyone's got some more equally gravy movie lines, I implore you to share.