Christians Do It Worse
Blog comment spam: we hates it! However, a recent spamtastic comment relating to "cheap Christian t-shirts" has left me bemused and betickled. The website that it sends you to reads, in big red letters:
How Would You Like To Receive One Of The Most Creative Evangelistic Tools On The Planet? How Would You Like To Reach Friends And Loved Ones That Do Not Know Jesus?
Hmmm. Well, I'll have to admit that my curiosity is piqued. Throw in the words "creative" and "tool" and you've got me. But what could this breakthrough in evangelism be!? A bobble-head Billy Graham, a Jesus paperweight that heals your tax forms, The King James Bible rewritten by Rick James? Nay. The answer is...wait for it...wait for it...
A fucking t-shirt!
Unbelievable. And not only that, but what's actually on the shirt sucks. If you want to talk about evangelizing via t-shirt, I sadly think that Madonna's Kabbalaware has set the mark rather high. Just take a celebrity, add a dash of titties, a sprinkle of pretension and a dram of ignorance...and you've got your lead apostle. Something tells me, again, that the great forces at work do not find pleasure in any of this. I, however, do.
How Would You Like To Receive One Of The Most Creative Evangelistic Tools On The Planet? How Would You Like To Reach Friends And Loved Ones That Do Not Know Jesus?
Hmmm. Well, I'll have to admit that my curiosity is piqued. Throw in the words "creative" and "tool" and you've got me. But what could this breakthrough in evangelism be!? A bobble-head Billy Graham, a Jesus paperweight that heals your tax forms, The King James Bible rewritten by Rick James? Nay. The answer is...wait for it...wait for it...
A fucking t-shirt!
Unbelievable. And not only that, but what's actually on the shirt sucks. If you want to talk about evangelizing via t-shirt, I sadly think that Madonna's Kabbalaware has set the mark rather high. Just take a celebrity, add a dash of titties, a sprinkle of pretension and a dram of ignorance...and you've got your lead apostle. Something tells me, again, that the great forces at work do not find pleasure in any of this. I, however, do.
6 Comments:
dude, you so got my mind going. i am going to design a line of badass christian shirts. "like jesus was a biker", or "jesus did it for the chicks", and have the big man, riding on a harley with his beard blowing in the wind, and a hot nun dressed in leather on the bitch seat.
If you sell them for under $25, I'm your first customer.
Jesus didn't do it for the chicks?
This lines up well with my idea for a bumper sticker. It's one I'd really like to print up....I'm just lazy.
"Jesus Hates Bumperstickers"
Ya, not just because that's funny, but it's true, J-Dog really don't like'em. That's right, J-dog is sick of that shit. Being promoted on GM bumpers, what kinda respect is that for the J-dog?
Seriously. I mean, does a cartoon character kneeling in front of a cross (instead of pissing on a Ford emblem) really do it for Jebus? I don't think so.
That was worse than I thought. The cabbageheads could have at least come up with a design that would be discernable from more than two feet away.
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