Found Humor

Humor is all around us. Take your funny bone, for instance. So, there was a section on MSN with their "Top Searches" and "Top Suggested Searches," side by side, though seemingly unrelated (or so they think). They appear below, followed by the clearly insinuated facts/observations that link them together.

Top Searches:

Natalee Holloway
Choking game
Jessica Alba
Mindy McCready
Rachael Ray

Suggested Searches:

News: ID Theft
Japanese Garden
Dinosaur embryos
Tension headaches
Fish decline

-If you want to make news by stealing someone's identity, then Natalee Holloway is a good choice.
-The Japanese enjoy gardens...and some of the world's filthiest fetish porn.
-Jessica Alba has the talent of a Dinosaur embryo (as long as it's dormant or dead, otherwise the embryo starts winning).
-Trying to figure out something funny to say about Mind McCready has caused me a tension headache.
-Rachel Ray is so cute, knowledgeable, and utterly intoxicating, and her shows/books have encouraged so much cooking of fish that the earth's rivers and streams are becoming depleted of delicious Trout (which are later served in a delicious Almondine sauce garnished with a sprig of parsley and a lemon wedge...All in under an hour! Fuck yeah!).