If the cancer don't get ya, the GTA will.
Yo, yo. Peep dis. A South Korean guy died from playing video games over the internet. Super interesting article!!!.
Here's how I think the machines will rise against us. It all starts with video games, then on to rebellious factory equipment, finally manifesting itself in a wholly integrated and deadly network of automated military machinery. "No, officer...I have not seen Edward Furlong." For now I will just cross my fingers and hope that epilepsy, celibacy and hairy palms remain the only side effects of blogging.
Which leads to another question...can they arrest the internet? I sure as hell hope not, because then who's going to help me find out which episode of Highlander, the TV series that Fine Young Cannibal's front man made guest appearances in.
ps-This confirms my long-standing suspicion that John Madden has been trying to kill me.
Here's how I think the machines will rise against us. It all starts with video games, then on to rebellious factory equipment, finally manifesting itself in a wholly integrated and deadly network of automated military machinery. "No, officer...I have not seen Edward Furlong." For now I will just cross my fingers and hope that epilepsy, celibacy and hairy palms remain the only side effects of blogging.
Which leads to another question...can they arrest the internet? I sure as hell hope not, because then who's going to help me find out which episode of Highlander, the TV series that Fine Young Cannibal's front man made guest appearances in.
ps-This confirms my long-standing suspicion that John Madden has been trying to kill me.
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holy shit, that is a great article. i am printing it and taking it to my boss. this justifies the fact that i don't need to be on the computer all day.
Ha, John Madden's going to be target of a class action lawsuit soon enough.
- Z
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